Yo, update from driving school: It’s been a week with me, Jon, and Jimmy, and this class is wild.

Day one, the instructor gave us, like, five minutes on the gas and brake, and then told us to just drive. We were all looking at each other like, WTF? Super nervous at first, but we got the hang of it pretty fast. Jon, naturally, was the first one to take the plunge.

Honestly, I feel solid driving around the city now. Parallel parking? Got it locked down. But that perpendicular parking (the “T” spot)? Nah, still shaky on that one. Only practiced it once.

My main issue now is the rules. There are a million of them, and I’m straight-up too lazy to read the book. I really gotta figure that part out.